A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “See that glass at the end of the bar? I bet you $100 I can pee in it from here.”
The bartender laughs and says, “You’re on!”
The guy steps back and starts peeing… but completely misses the glass.
He’s spraying everywhere—on the bar, on the floor, even on the bartender himself!
The bartender bursts out laughing. “Ha! You owe me $100!”
The guy shrugs, walks over to a guy at the pool table, they laugh, and some cash exchanges hands.
When he comes back, he hands the bartender $100.
Curious, the bartender asks, “What was that about?”
The guy grins, “Oh, I just bet that dude $1000 that I could pee all over your bar, even on you, and you’d still be smiling when I was done.”
Absolute legend!