In a small coastal village, a fisherman was strolling up the dock, proudly carrying two large, lively lobsters — one in each hand.
The only problem? Lobster season had ended three weeks ago!
Just as he reached the end of the dock, he bumped right into the local Fisheries Officer. The officer raised an eyebrow and said, “Well, well… looks like I’ve finally caught you red-handed! Two fresh lobsters, and the season’s been closed for weeks!”
The fisherman shook his head and replied, “Oh, you’ve got it all wrong! These aren’t just any lobsters — these two are trained. I caught them before the season ended.”
The officer blinked. “Trained? What do you mean?”
The fisherman explained, “Every day I bring them down here for a swim. I let them stretch their legs in the water while I sit and enjoy a smoke. When I’m done, I give a little whistle and they come right back to me!”
The officer, curious but skeptical, said, “Alright, let’s see this for myself.”
So they walked back down the dock. Under the officer’s watchful eye, the fisherman carefully placed both lobsters into the water. Then he sat on the dock, lit a cigarette, and relaxed.
Fifteen minutes passed. The officer finally asked, “Well? Aren’t you going to whistle for them?”
The fisherman looked around and replied, “Whistle for who?”
The officer said, “For your lobsters, of course!”
The fisherman grinned and said, “What lobsters?”
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A young man approaches a fisherman standing in the river.
A young man approaches a fisherman standing in the river.
He waves to the fisherman and says, “Wow, you’ve got a great pole there!”
The fisherman smiles, gives a slight nod, and says, “Thank you!”
“And man, that’s one of the coolest tackles I’ve ever seen!”
The fisherman smiles and nods proudly: “Thank you!”
“Some high-quality bait, too.”
“Thanks again!” says the fisherman with a big smile.
The young man peers down into the river, curious.
“You know,” He says. “The fish don’t come through here this time of year.”
“Yeah, I know.” Shrugged the fisherman.
“Then what are you fishing for?”
“Compliments.”
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