A priest and a nun find themselves stranded in a blizzard and take refuge in a remote, deserted cabin.
Inside, they discover a bed, a sleeping bag, and a pile of blankets.
The priest, ever the gentleman, offers the bed to the nun and takes the sleeping bag for himself.
As they prepare for sleep, the nun shivers and calls out, “Father, Father, I’m cold!” The priest gets up, adds another blanket over her, and asks, “Is that better, Sister?” She nods and replies, “Yes, Father, much better.”
Just as the priest starts to drift off to sleep, she calls again, “Father, I’m still cold!” He rises once more and adds another blanket, ensuring she’s snug. “Is that better, Sister?” he asks. “Oh yes, Father, that’s much better,” she responds.
The priest settles back into his sleeping bag, but barely begins to doze when he hears, “Father, Father, I’m still so cold!” After a long pause, the priest thinks for a moment and finally says, “Sister, we are alone here in the middle of a blizzard, and no one but you, me, and the Lord will ever know what happens tonight. How about, just for tonight, we pretend we’re married?”
The nun considers this, and after a brief silence, she cautiously agrees, “OK, Father, just for tonight, we will pretend we’re married.”
The priest then replies, “Well, in that case… get your own damned blanket!” and rolls over to sleep.
A Lady Approaches A Priest.
A lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing. They keep saying “Hi, we’re hot. Do you want a date?”
“That’s terrible!” the priest exclaimed. “But I do have a solution to your problem. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male talking parrots, to whom I have taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will then teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to pray and worship.”
So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest’s house.
The priest’s two male parrots hold rosary beads and pray in their cage.
The lady puts her female talking parrots in with the male talking Parrots, and the female parrots say, “Hi, we’re hot. Do you want a date?”
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and screams, “Put your Bible away Idiot, our prayers have been answered!”
LOL!!
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