After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, ‘Fifty years ago, we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night.
Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed, and a large-screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 69-year-old woman. It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.’
My wife is a very reasonable woman.
She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren’t older women great? They know how to solve an old guy’s problems.”
An old married couple went camping.
An old married couple was going camping.
They pitched their tent under the stars and fell asleep.
In the middle of the night, the wife woke her husband and said, “Look at the stars and tell me what you see.”
The husband replied, “I see millions and millions of stars.”
The wife said, “And what do you make of that?”
The husband replied, “Well, if there are millions of stars and even some of them have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life.”
There was a slight pause before the wife said, “No, honey, it means that somebody stole our tent.”
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