Author: Andrew Powell
Two Polish guys are sitting on a park bench, and a bum comes up to them. “Hey!!” he bellows, in…
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Beer for me, beer for you, and beer for…
Two elderly women were out driving in a big car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were…
So this guy sticks his head into a busy barbershop and goes, “Hey buddy, how long before I can get…
An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to…
An old man calls his son and says, “Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery…
I Burned 17 Years of Letters from My Biker Father Without Reading Them. Every birthday, every Christmas, every Father’s Day.…
I got fired from my job at Morrison’s Cafe for giving a free coffee to a biker and refusing to…
Security kicked out four massive bikers storming the maternity ward at 2 AM. I was working the night shift at…
Forty-seven bikers hijacked three semi-trucks full of toys on December 23rd. We didn’t plan it. We didn’t want to become…
