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Once a teacher asked one of her students to memorize the numbers from 1-10. That night when he was memorizing he saw his mother drinking 7up, so the next day the teacher…

I was preparing to go cash a paycheck when I realized my husband hadn’t signed it. So I sent our four-year-old daughter upstairs to “get Daddy’s name on the back of it.”…

A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. “Listen,” said the shoplifter, “I know you don’t want any trouble either. What do you say I…

Four farmers were seated at the bar in a tavern. At the table next to them sat a young girl. The first man said, “I think it’s WOOMB.” The second replied, “No,…

A man enters the confessional and says, “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.” “What is your sin, my son?” the priest asks. “Well,” the man begins, “I used some terrible language…

A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the…

At the conclusion of the sermon, the worshipers filed out of the sanctuary to greet the minister. As one of them left, he shook the minister’s hand, thanked him for the sermon…

A 70-year-old woman decided to stay at an expensive hotel for her birthday. The next morning, she was appalled when the desk clerk gave her a bill for $250.00. She wanted to…

A minister di.es and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a man who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter addresses…

Two Polish guys are sitting on a park bench, and a bum comes up to them. “Hey!!” he bellows, in his hoarse voice. “I got a riddle for you two. What has…