A tough-guy husband marries a stunning, laid-back woman. On their wedding night, he lays out his rules:
“I’ll come and go as I please. I’ll stay out late, I’ll go hunting, fishing, or out with the guys. I won’t answer to anyone, and dinner should be ready unless I say I’m not coming home. Got it?”
His new wife smiles sweetly and replies, “Of course! Just one thing: every night at seven, there will be sex. Whether you’re home or not.”
The husband, a bit puzzled but still confident, grins and says, “Well, that’s certainly a surprise! I guess I’ll be home by seven, then.”
The wife winks. “You’ll be home… or you’ll be missing out.”