Three guys are having a few beers and talking about how dumb their wives are.

Guy1: My wife is so dumb she wants to spend $15,000 to redo the kitchen and she can’t even cook.

Guy 2: That’s nothing. My wife wants me to buy her a new $50,000 car and she can’t even drive yet.

Guy 3: My wife is dumber that both of them.

She bought 3 boxes of condoms to take on a business trip and she doesn’t even have a dick.

Video: She sees four legs under the blanket

A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband’s two.

She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

Once she’s done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

He says, “Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?”