After being married for thirty years, a wife was sitting with her husband one evening when she suddenly became sentimental.
She looked at him and said, “After all these years together, I want to ask you something.”
Her husband lowered his newspaper and looked at her.
“What is it?”
She smiled and asked, “Can you describe me?”
He stared at her for a while, thinking carefully.
Then he said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.”
His wife frowned a little.
“What does that mean?”
He sat up proudly and began explaining.
“A means Adorable. B means Beautiful. C means Cute. D means Delightful. E means Elegant. F means Foxy. G means Gorgeous. And H means Hot.”
His wife’s face lit up.
She smiled happily, touched by the compliment, and said, “Oh, that’s so lovely. I didn’t know you still saw me that way after all these years.”
Her husband nodded, trying to keep a straight face.
She leaned closer and asked sweetly, “But what about I, J, K?”
He looked at her and said:
“I’m Just Kidding!”