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Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher. She says, “Hello class, I’m Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name, class, remember it has an “r” after the first letter.” The entire class says, “Hello Mrs. Prussy.” A few days later the regular teacher is still…

In the modern world of induction cooktops and sleek, high-tech kitchen gadgets, it’s easy to overlook the humble tools that have stood the test of time. One such tool that has been quietly aiding cooks for generations is the simmer ring flame heat diffuser with a wooden handle. This unassuming piece of kitchen equipment has…

My husband brought his pregnant mistress to our family dinner, thinking he’d won. But he had no idea what was coming, and neither did she. My name is Damar. I’m 40, and for most of my grown-up years I thought I had a solid marriage. It wasn’t fancy or exciting. It was calm, dependable love.…

Once a teacher asked one of her students to memorize the numbers from 1-10. That night when he was memorizing he saw his mother drinking 7up, so the next day the teacher asked the student to say the numbers that he memorized he replied,” 1-2-3-4-5-6-8-9-10″. The teacher was confused so she asked the student,” Where…

I was preparing to go cash a paycheck when I realized my husband hadn’t signed it. So I sent our four-year-old daughter upstairs to “get Daddy’s name on the back of it.” She came back, handed it to me, and said, “I knew his name so I did it myself.” On the back of the…

A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. “Listen,” said the shoplifter, “I know you don’t want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch and we forget about this?” The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook looked at the…

Four farmers were seated at the bar in a tavern. At the table next to them sat a young girl. The first man said, “I think it’s WOOMB.” The second replied, “No, it must be WOOOOMBH.” The third said, “You both have it wrong — it’s WOOM.” The fourth stated, “No, it has to be…

A man enters the confessional and says, “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.” “What is your sin, my son?” the priest asks. “Well,” the man begins, “I used some terrible language this week, and I feel awful about it.” “When did you use this bad language?” the priest inquires. “I was golfing, and I…

A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers, and he wants to let them know he means…

At the conclusion of the sermon, the worshipers filed out of the sanctuary to greet the minister. As one of them left, he shook the minister’s hand, thanked him for the sermon and said, “Thanks for the message, Reverend. You know, you must be smarter than Einstein.” Beaming with pride, the minister said, “Why, thank…

A 70-year-old woman decided to stay at an expensive hotel for her birthday. The next morning, she was appalled when the desk clerk gave her a bill for $250.00. She wanted to know why the charge was too high. “It’s a nice hotel, but the rooms certainly aren’t worth $250.00 for just an overnight stay!…

A minister di.es and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a man who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter addresses this guy, “Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?” The man…