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Two Polish guys are sitting on a park bench, and a bum comes up to them. “Hey!!” he bellows, in his hoarse voice. “I got a riddle for you two. What has 2 heads, 4 arms, 4 legs, and stinks like SH*T??” The Polish guys look at each other, and one of them shrugs, “I…

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Beer for me, beer for you, and beer for everyone in the bar now.” After drinking, the man starts walking out of the bar. “Hey, what about the payment? yells the bartender. “I have no money,” the man replies. The bartender hears that and…

Two elderly women were out driving in a big car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, “I must be losing it; I could have sworn…

So this guy sticks his head into a busy barbershop and goes, “Hey buddy, how long before I can get a haircut?” The barber glances around the packed shop and says, “About two hours.” The guy nods… and walks out. A few days later, the same guy pops his head in again. “How long before…

An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered and found the old desk they’d shared, where Jerry had carved I love…

An old man calls his son and says, “Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough.” “Dad, what are you talking about?” the son screams. “We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. “I’m sick of her face, and I’m sick of talking about this,…

I Burned 17 Years of Letters from My Biker Father Without Reading Them. Every birthday, every Christmas, every Father’s Day. They’d arrive in the mail and I’d take them straight to the fireplace. The ritual was simple. Envelope unopened. Straight into the flames. Watch it curl and blacken. Then get on with my life. I…

I got fired from my job at Morrison’s Cafe for giving a free coffee to a biker and refusing to kick out his service dog. That was three months ago. I’d do it again in a heartbeat. It was a Tuesday morning. Early shift. The cafe was empty except for the regulars getting their coffee…

Security kicked out four massive bikers storming the maternity ward at 2 AM. I was working the night shift at County General when they came through. Four huge men in leather vests and boots. Tattoos everywhere. One had a skull on his neck. Another had scars across his face. They came through the main entrance…

Forty-seven bikers hijacked three semi-trucks full of toys on December 23rd. We didn’t plan it. We didn’t want to become criminals. But when we found out what was happening to those kids, we didn’t have a choice. It started two weeks before Christmas. Our club always does a toy drive for the county children’s home.…

Emma had four hours to get to a hospital 300 miles away. Four hours to get the only treatment that might save her life. We’d been fighting leukemia for three years. She was eight years old and she’d spent half her life in hospitals. Chemo. Radiation. Clinical trials. Nothing worked. The doctors sent us home…

A biker sat down at my empty Thanksgiving table and ate with me. I didn’t invite him. Didn’t even know his name. But he showed up anyway. I’m 78 years old. Vietnam veteran. My wife died three years ago. My son lives in California. My daughter hasn’t spoken to me in six years over something…